Saturday, December 1, 2007

Jump right in!



This is an ad I saw online.

I honestly thought it said "game trap" at first. It might as well, because that's what it is, if it's like all the other pointless escapes from reality that are part of reality today. A part of reality that is not reality must be a hole. A pit dug for a grave, a dent angrily punched in the wall, a quarry with dynamite still lying around.

Usually when people dig a trap, they cover it with sticks and leaves so that it doesn't look like a trap. Next time I'm trying to catch something, I'll dig a pit and put up a bright green sign that says "Escape into this trap! It'll be fun! It'll be violent! You'll be happy!" That strategy seems to be working.

What kind of traps do I jump into?

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